Trump has made everything so great in Florida. We can go down there for $19 each way on American Airlines. 

He cleared up the lines at the TSA too.

And if we defy the lockdown, we might have the beaches all to ourselves!

Finally, no Cubans anywhere.

See, I told you he'd be okay.

I hope that Trump goes ahead with his plan to bail out the cruise ships.

In a few years when something worse than COVID-19 happens, I'm sure history will show it was the right call.

And there's absolutely no moral hazard here, oh god no. They only seeded 5,000 of the original infected.

Why should there be any free market consequences from people being horrified by that?

It turns out that Trump voters made a fatal error with this guy.

With compound interest.

Enjoy the toilet paper.

Shitting pretty at the end of the world.