EMH: Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

Dr. Crusher: 20 Borg are about to break through that door!

EMH: I'm a doctor, not a doorstop.

Dr. Crusher: Do a dance. Tell a story. I don't care. Stall them.

*Borg break down the door and scan the doctor's hologram matrix*

EMH: According to Starfleet medical records, Borg implants are known to itch. Perhaps you'd like an analgesic cream?