I finally had to ban my dad it got so bad.

If you think he's bad, my sister-in-law is worse.

She excoriated me over the phone for finding a $13 an hour job for Mandy in the middle of this shit storm (he starts Monday).

Essentially, her position on the matter was....
"No, wait until unemployment goes from 10% to 30% and hold out for a job as Vice President of America!"

"Don't take a job now before people wait until the last minute, shout 'Oh fuck, oh fuck!', and head to Walmart!"

So I got to sit through round two of I'm the biggest stupid moron on Earth for finding Mandy a job when he had no job before, in the middle of a Depression.

"Even in Hell, I get no respect!" -Rodney Dangerfield in Little Nicky