Ryan Alcaraz @BaronHK
Apple: Movie villains can't have iPhones.

All of the narcissistic idiots in Fantasy Island had an iPhone while indulging in orgies then being killed by people w/o iPhones.

The woman who turned out to be the villain had an iPhone to record a torture scene.

The movie was dumb. Roarke was blackmailed with threats against his wife who the island kept killing/reviving. It was in the dialogue how nuts it was for him to allow it.

Bad when a movie brings up the stupidity of the movie, in the movie.