I liked Escape From New York and Escape From LA better before Trump, when they were movies.

And what's with all these sequels Trump keeps releasing anyway?

Escape From Chicago. Escape from Seattle. Escape From Miami. Escape From New Orleans. Escape From Denver. Escape From Baltimore. Escape From Boston. Escape From Atlanta.

Pretty soon it'll be the military going in, then they'll get sick and fall back and it'll really be "You are the Duke of New York, you are A number 1!".