Ayatollah Tabrizian, a prominent clergyman & a self-proclaimed expert in “Islamic medicine”, has published the following list on how to avoid Coronavirus: Comb your hair thoroughly. Eat lots of apples & onions. Dip a cotton ball in oil & insert it in your anus.

Ahhh, then you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about!

B-)

Equally sensible Coronavirus cures are Jim Bakker's colloidal silver and Robert Tilton praying through the TV that someone who just sent him $1,000 to spend on air conditioned dog houses and his $10 million dollar parsonage was just cured.