"This is Illinois, land of the lawsuit and home of the taxes. OMG, the lawyers here are ruining this state.
We have twice as many lawyers per capita as Indiana.
And guess what's always on TV here? "Hurt in a wreck? Need a check?" "I got hit by a truck, what the f&#%!". "Glen Lerner's the lawyer for you, call 222-2222!"
"I got hurt at work and sued my employer and *shopping bags appear in her hands* now I'm living the good life!"
The only industry in Illinois that is thriving is the lawsuit business, and it's one of the reasons that real, honest, legitimate business is harder and harder to do here, along with the high taxes, closed shop laws, and just public corruption in general."