Because Theresa May is desperate to stay, even though she has no authority at all, clinging to her deal like a disturbed child with a blanket. She’s now so powerless that not only has she no chance of getting it passed, she’s not even allowed to print it out. She’ll try to make this sound positive and say: “I shall not be publishing the latest draft of my bill, because I now plan to bring it out in November, as a hip-hop single featuring Stormzy, in time for the Christmas market”.