So I was researching what happened to Cobra Video, a gay porn company from years back that accidentally had an underage male model in four of their DVDs.
The owner had bigger problems than that, however. What with being stabbed 29 times and burned down with his house in 2007.
I found the "contract" between "Brent Corrigan" (Sean Lockhart) and Cobra.
The only compensation he got out of the early videos were a used Volkswagen Jetta (one of the worst cars ever), a set of tires and rims, car insurance, and gas money, so he could get to the studio to do more porn.
One of my exes had a 2009 Jetta that he got new, and almost right away, it was always in the shop for something. He told me he rolled down one of the windows and the piece of shit sprayed his down with some blue fluid.
The dealer even got him for $100 for "Special Windshield Wipers" for it.
The car got so bad that by 2013 it was unusable and he let them repossess it and ended up going to work and back in a 1998 Mercury Grand Marquis.
He came over to my apartment after the window incident and I asked him if he was in a bukkake with the smurfs.
Then when he explained what happened, I said, "You bought a car from Europe. What did you think would happen?".