While I was in court, there was a guy and his ex wife who got divorced years ago and are still going at it. He's a lawyer, but he was acting like an idiot in the court room and was being warned repeatedly by the judge that he was about to be held in contempt after making a habit of ignoring everything she had just said to him and ranting and raving like a lunatic anyway. So there was some free entertainment if nothing else. The judge read aloud many of his text messages that he would send to her in the middle of the night, including all of the foul language. The word "cunt" came up repeatedly. I could barely contain myself, and neither could anyone else, including the Sheriff's deputies. So courtroom decorum went out the window until an hour later, when he was finally finished, after declaring that he was wrapping things up like 10 times along the way. I had to go to a deputy and ask for permission to take a bathroom break. I said, "I apologize, but this looks like it could go on for some time."