JosDehaes[m]: Yep, in marketing speak, I would have written it like this:

Snapdragon X1E laptops, now booting out of the box with distro images!

*In very small font*
Some restrictions apply. Some assembly required. Requires latest unreleased 6.11 kernel. Requires files hacked from Windows. Requires the soul of your newest unborn child. 

XD